Friday, November 28, 2008

From Colt: Jokes

 Knock knock.  Who's there.  Abby.  Abby who?  Abby birthday to you.


Why do you not do math in the jungle?  Because if you add 4 plus 4 you get ate.  

Can you please leave me some jokes under comments?  

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben wondering what your are up to.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Police
Police Who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes.

Joel/ Hollie Dickens said...

Those are great. Who are they from? Or do you want to stay anonymous and mysterious? LOL

Anonymous said...

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Sarah
Sarah Who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Hi Colt!! The jokes are from Mrs. Judy and Mr. John. Have a great time at school.

Raley Family Blog said...

Hey Colt here's some jokes for you ... From Luke

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
So he can go to the body shop.

Why did the cookie cross the road?
Because he felt crumby.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who
Knock Knock
Who's There
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again!

Joel/ Hollie Dickens said...

Thank you for the jokes. I love you. Colt

Anonymous said...

"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Keith"
Keith Who?
"Keith me, thweet heart!"

What game do elephants like to play most?
"Squash."

We love you Colt!- Daniel, Paul, and Charis

Anonymous said...

Hi Colt This is Clay. I will add you to my prayer list. I will research some jokes and get back to you.
Bye, Clay Grant

Anonymous said...

Hi from Mr. Chris Ness! I have thoroughly enjoyed reviewing the blog. Here is my joke for you:

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?".

I am not sure if Colt will fully understand this one, but I know the adults will. Joel, please do not take this personally, but I did think that it was funny.

Julie Zesch said...

What runs around a field and never stops? My little brother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who?
Accordion to the weatherman it will snow all day.

Miss ya,
Joshua Z.

Anonymous said...

Here are a couple of jokes for Colt from Toby Lawrence. He loves telling these.

What kind of key do you need to unlock a haunted house?
A spooookey

Why don't people play cards in the jungle?
Because there are a bunch of Cheetahs

Praying for you guys!

Mary said...

What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice Belt!